A 22-year-old who downed 10 pints of beer while watching the PDC World Darts Championship in London this week wound up hitting his own bullseye, but not one worth celebrating.
Freddie Andrews is going viral after he was caught on camera sliding down the chute between two escalators in an Underground station, slamming his testicles squarely into not one, but two metal signs.
“I was that drunk–I’d had about 10 pints–the escalator was free and I thought, ‘Why not?'” Andrews tells The Standard. “I did regret it…I woke up yesterday and could not move.
My family think I was an idiot.” Hey buddy, they’re not the only ones!